Picksburg Thursdy

Good morning, alls n'at. I hope everyone's Tuesdy went woll as we press on toward da Picksburg game. Now, Picksburg may not be ranked this year.  In fact, they got absolutely annihilated by Florida State to open the season.  But they have had excellent squads in previous years, expecially in da late 1970s. Tony Dorsett led dem on several title hunts, wit this man doone much of his blocking:

Yes, ats one Mark May, fermer Pitt Panther and worshington Redskin, but better known fer his new role: da Blind Oracle of Bristol!

In his role as ESPN's visually challenged seer (note: Mr. May is not actually blind), he has made a number of predictions n'at. fer example, in 2005 he asserted that USC was da second greatest cawidge football team of alls time and would easily romp over da Longhorns in da Rose Bowl.
  Alex Blair can tell alls of yinz how that turned aht n'at. But that wasn't da best prediction Mr. May made that year n'at. He began da year asserting that Notre Dame would definitely lose opening night to his beloved Picksburg and would likely end its first six games 0-6 n'at. woll , this is wah happened next.

ROLL TAPE!

Perhaps he's angry cuz back in da day, whenever he was chasing a second national championship, Notre Dame rained on his Cardiac h'l parade by breaking da quarterback's arm  Too sucko, tuff lucko.

And more importantly, it looks like Lou Nix III will make a glorious return on Saturday:

Behold the wonder of MSPaint


And Go Irish.