Friday, October 4, 2013

ASU Friday

Irish fans:

Tomorrow we face ASU.  Coached by Todd Graham, who is facing Brian Kelly for the third time in four years.  Some of you may be confused at this.  After all, we haven't played ASU in over a decade.  How could he have three games against us?  Well, Mr. Graham has, shall we say, a fear of commitment.

Todd Graham's Valentine's Day card to current girlfriend 2008,
2009, 2010, 2011, 2013
As evidenced by his stint at Tulsa, 2010:


And at Pittsburgh, 2011:



And at ASU in 2011, taking his new job:



  Three schools, three years.  Don't be surprised if Mr. Graham leaves to coach another team sometime in the third quarter.  

Now, what about ASU itself?  They're a team that blows hot and cold.  They racked up 62 points against Southern Cal.  On the other hand, they got crushed in embarrassing fashion by Stanford:

See especially the :22 second mark

Got embarrassed on 'The Simpsons':

And embarrassed on 'The Simpsons' again:

Roll Tape!

And embarrassed by one of their scholarship students appearing in an ahem, independent film.

And embarrassed by one of their cheerleaders appearing in, ahem, over 250 genre-specific films.

Embarrassing all the way round.  So it'll be doubly embarrassing if we lose to them.  So let's beat em.

The band's marching partners tonight.  I wonder if they play O-Line?

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